Caesar, Germanicus and the birth of Jesus, King of Kings

 

Humans bowed to golden idols; mystical creatures, hunted for trophies, built armies and went to war. Jacob gave the Trident to Judah, only for his wife, Tamar to steal it out of fury, tossing it into the Dead Sea. Many prophets came and went: Joshua who made the Sun and Moon stand still, Hercules in the Labyrinth, Moses who wrote the Ten Commandments: thou shall not gorge, lie, cheat, idolize, steal, break thy covenant with God, thou shalt honour thy mother and father, love thy enemy as thy neighbour, love thy friends as thy self, have children and multiply, Isaiah, Daniel who was thrown into the Lion’s Den, the rest. Of all the prophets, heroes and saints that were, are, and are still yet to come, was Jesus. Jesus’ mother Mary was from the house of Joseph, God’s third son, from a family of Wine and Bread-makers. Oddly, when Mary, 14, at a Grand Bazaar,  met a Gentleman named Joseph, 30, from house of David, a Zionist-Egyptian carpenter whose parents named him after her Great-grandfather. 

Two love birds chuckled and talked all night. As the morning dew of dawn twinkled, Joseph proposed to Mary. Mary and Joseph planned to get married in a traditional Jewish ceremony. Still living in a time of great cathedrals and wonders, Joseph was unable to pay his taxes, which by Law he had to do before their marriage could be blessed by the State, instituted by Julius Caesar of Rome.

 

Caesar, an astronomer and mathematician, became famous in Rome after inventing the Sun Calendar. Before Caesar, Civilization as a whole centred around the Moon’s 9-month cycle, which coincided with female birth cycle. Women were praised as goddesses. Caesar realized the Sun had a greater 12-month cycle that would solve the revolving seasons and pioneered the Sun as the Center. At the same time, most of Rome still preached the Earth as the Center, which is only partly true, in that the Earth is the Diamond in the Rough, which makes it all possible. Caesar was glorified by the Elite and soon became the General of Rome, some seeing him as God when he started to predict the weather. 

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Before the Devil knew, Caesar conquered the Holy Land. Caesar implemented the State, the keeping of tax records and marriage licences to keep track of Citizens while pushing for child and hard labour laws, and forcing the Elite to pay taxes also as legitimate Citizens of Rome. Caesar’s actions pitted the seed of revenge in the loins of the Elite and they plotted against him. Caesar faked his death, then championed a Coup, overthrew the Elite and called himself Emperor, changing his name to Augustus to keep up rouse. After Conquering Holy Land, Caesar signed a peace treaty with the Nordic tribes and adopted their Moon Calendar as a backdrop for his Sun Calendar. Part of the treaty stated that Caesar had to adopt a Nordic son, an orphan, as part of their tradition. Caesar adopted Germanicas, from the house of Voth. Devil unsettled, swooped into Rome to swing a deal with Caesar also. Caesar signed a blood pact with the Devil.

I, the Devil, shall pity Rome unless there comes a day when the agreement becomes Null and Void due to one party’s inability to live up to their end of the Bargain. 1 Rich Goat for 1 gold coin in the Heart of Egypt on the Day of Atonement. If I am unable to come up with my end of the bargain, I shall trade places with my father and no longer pity Rome. As a sign of good faith, the Devil offered up Cleopatra, a Voodoo Priestess as Caesar’s bride to ensure passage to Golgotha, the Heart of Egypt and the Valley of the Kings. 

I, Caesar, shall pity Egypt unless there comes a day when the agreement becomes Null and Void due to one party’s inability to live up to their end of the Bargain. 1 Rich Goat for 1 gold coin in the Heart of Egypt on the Day of Atonement. If I am unable to come up with my end of the bargain, may my bloodline be wiped from the face of creation and tossed into the pit of Hell. Caesar figured there would never come a day when the Earth would be without evil or Gold, a fair bet. Once the deal was done, Caesar figured 2 goats were better than 1. So to keep up his end of the bargain, once a year 2 rich goats were chosen among the Citizens to show no one was above the Law, 1 sacrificed to the Devil, 1 publicly humiliated and set free into the wilderness.

 

When Caesar took the Holy Land, he kept infrastructure in place along with the King, Herod the Great, fallen Babylonian Nasi from Scourging of Israel during time of Troy, when Babylonians had conquered the Holy Land for a time and excommunicated the Jews, poor Zionists, to Babylon. Herod the Great was a merciless King who killed his kin like swine out of fear they were transpiring against him for power over the thrown. Herod would hold public executions and preach all sin is equal and punishable by death.

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Herod was a monster; so when Joseph was unable to pay his taxes, he knocked on Joseph’s door on Christmas Eve with Matthew, in charge of tax forms, birth certificates, marriage licenses, and the Pharisees, the Zionist authorities; Herod violated Virgin Mary beating her to the brink of death, then cut out Joseph’s tung so he could never speak of it. Mary took a fair time to heal from her horrible ordeal; when she awoke from her coma, she started to show signs of mourning sickness, realizing pregnant with King’s baby. To keep it secret, a priest Zachariah, Joseph’s brother, whose wife was 6 months pregnant with John the Baptist, wed them in private. A few months passed, and word had gotten out, reaching like a grapevine to the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, a New King of the Holy Land had been conceived. 3 Archangels had made a pact with God, that if there ever came a day a boy named Jesus was born, they would give up their immortality and memories and walk alongside him. 3 Archangels became 3 Magi manifested in the Cave of Wonder, who wandered out into Kingdom Come. Though 2 of the Magi seemed familiar, Skuld was under a very powerful spell. The Skuld Lord welcomed them. Suffering from amnesia, the only thing the Magi knew was that they were looking for a King and his name was Jesus. The Skuld Lord informed them, “There’s word a New King has been conceived in the Holy Land.” 

 

The Magi ventured to the Holy Land and knocked on Herod’s door, “Is Jesus home? We have come baring gifts for the newborn King.” Herod became weary of his wicked ways and bolstered, “I am the King, who told you this fable?”

“We heard it through the grapevine.” 

Then as if Herod had seen a ghost he hurried the Magi away, “When you find the child bring him to me so I may worship him also.” Herod consulted Matthew. Matthew assured the King, “There is no record of such a child, only rumours and innuendo. Though may I remind the King his actions may prove otherwise.” Herod gathered up the Pharisees. As Herod gathered up the Pharisees, Magi stumbled upon Joseph and Mary in a little town called Bethlehem, in a stable at a local Inn with no vacancy; Mary gave birth, naming the child Jesus, meaning God with us; as the Magi bore witness, they informed Mary and Joseph, King now aware and would come looking for them. Joseph and Mary had family in Egypt and fled with Jesus there. Suffering from Paranoia, Herod and the Pharisees travelled from town to town killing all the newborn babies in search of Jesus, for Herod knew not who exactly, for sin has a funny way of hiding itself in plain sight.

 

Word had found its way to Rome, and a Roman advisor informed Lord Germanicus there was Civil unrest in the Holy Land; the King was being accused of unjust killings and over-taxing the citizens. Germanicus mounted his horse and galloped off to the Holy Land to see for himself. When the Lord arrived in the Holy Land he asked Herod, “Why am I here? Why has my advisor told me, you may be an unjust King? And if you call him a liar, I will kill you where you stand. Choose your words wisely. Rome has eyes and ears everywhere. Though a Lord rules over many Kings, he does not trust all Kings. ” Herod humbly replied, “Your excellency,  circumstances have been exaggerated by the twisted minds of mass hysteria. One of the houses, the house of David, has been avoiding paying taxes, I ended up chasing them to Egypt, my people have the situation under control, and have sought extradition.”

The Lord insisted, “Well you can call your dogs back, and I will travel to Egypt to collect my own taxes.” Lord mounted his horse and galloped off to Egypt to see for himself. 

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When the Lord arrived in Egypt, Mary told him the truth, and as a sign of goodwill and faith and to ensure they were safe, he brought his newborn son, Caligula, to Egypt, to be Jesus’ childhood companion. Lord dictated, “ You may now call Egypt home, and have my word, Herod will be dead sooner than later. I know you are a merciful people, I too am merciful. Only I believe in an eye for an eye, for it is easier to rule over a blind kingdom than one that can see. I believe if you take a life your life shall be taken. Something tells me he may take his own life if he’s smart. I only ask you to stay in Egypt as my guest, take care of my son while the dust settles. I am Lord, I am not All-powerful, I am not perfect, Jesus is; I do not blame the son for the father’s actions, so I will give the Holy Land time to forget so Jesus may be free to return to the city of his birth.” 

Before departing back to Rome, Germanicus gave the Magi Royal Seals and instructed them, “Travel to Babylon, tell only the Nasi, regret to inform him Herod the Great is no more, that the rumoured newborn King is a pauper King who is now under the protection of Rome, the Lord wishes to call in a favour from the house of Nimrod. And only tell this to the Nasi while the sun is shining upon a perfect day. As long as you wear the seal, you will be protected in every city you enter, do not worry, the Nasi will understand. Then return to Egypt and do not leave Jesus’ side. There is no rush, enjoy the scenery.”

Before Caesar died, he adopted a Roman son, Tiberius, from the house of Nero, a high-ranking senator; for God only blessed Caesar with a daughter, under Roman Law, he needed a son to continue his legacy. Although Caesar’s adopted son Germanicus was revered, no one liked the idea of a Viking in charge of Rome.

 

Caesar had a son with Cleopatra under his blood pact with the Devil but decided to keep him a secret, the thought of an Egyptian sitting on the thrown was worse than a Viking. So as far as Rome knew, he only had a daughter. After he died the Roman throne became vacant, and an acute Civil War broke out. Very few died except in the political arena, and with the help of Germanicus, Tiberius defeated his political rival Marc Anthony and was declared Emperor. Caesarian, son of Cleopatra and Caesar, who was teaching in the learning institutions, also an inaugural part of the post-construction of the Library of Alexander, who fled to Babylon when he found out the Devil ruled Egypt, initiated Jesus, Caligula, and an older boy Judas, Cleopatra’s baby brother, in the ways of the Egyptian Book of the Dead, 3 future rulers of the Babylonian, Roman and Egyptian Dynasties.