Abraham met Lot, son of Voth; they became close friends. In the thrall of bittersweet irony, Abraham and Lot became brothers in arms and courageously entered Death Valley conquering unholy cities along the way. One Unholy City was Sodom and Gomorrah. After conquering the unholy City, Lot decided to stay and rule over it. Abraham and Lot remained friends and parted ways; Abraham moved to the Holy Land, the city of his birth. Now Lot had no wife, and was the only Saint in an unholy city. 2 of the 3 Archangels were female, Helga and Hilda, though some will say there are no such thing as female angels, this is the stuff of ego and control mechanisms. Helga and Hilda descended into the unholy City, and warned Lot that the sky would soon fall upon Sodom and Gomorrah and to flee to the caves. Lot proclaimed, "May God strike me down in this unholy city, I would rather die alone, a lonely saint in an unholy City alongside my evil brethren, eating and drinking and keeping warm than to die alone in a Cave starving and dying of dehydration and frostbite, from your fire and brimstone. You may say have faith, but I tell you, I have faith God will strike me down in this unholy city, for loneliness is the true torture. Hell, Oblivion, mud on the boot of the Almighty.” 

 

Helga and Hilda fell in love and tempted Lot. Lot withstood temptation and began to drink with his brethren. Lot had too much to drink: Helga and Hilda disguised as Maidens, seduced and lured Lot into the Cave as Fire and Brimstone rained down upon Sodom and Gomorrah. Lot awoke in the Cave next to Helga and Hilda, who were now pregnant with Lot's offspring. Lot panicked citing, "What have you done, it is forbidden for angels to mate with humans. This is a Cave of Sin, not love.” 

 

Hilda corrected him, "It is written angels shall never mate with the daughters of men, but nowhere does it say Man shall never mate with angels." Lot's offspring became known as the Valkyries. They rebuilt the ruined city and renamed it Kingdom Come, Skuld. In the Holy Land, some knew Abraham was the Devil's son, yet dared not speak it, and hated Abraham for his privilege, not only from the Devil, also from the King. Among the daughters of the Holy Land was Sarah, a poor Zionist who cared not of the rumours and slander. The two love birds fell in love, and their love was tested over time until Sarah eventually became barren and never bore Abraham any children, even offering Sarah up to the Good Pharaoh, void of the Devil and Satan, in the prime of her life. Sarah released Abraham from his bond; Abraham married a second wife from Egypt, Hagar, and had a child with her, Ishmael. 

 

Though Sarah was welcome in the extended family, she felt a calling to live out her days as a Vagabond travelling from city to city. Abraham made love to Sarah one last time and gave her a bag of Silver along with his blessing. In the Wilderness, Sarah travelled for a season and eventually came upon a mystical Owl who brought her to a wishing well. Sarah had spent some of her Silver and tossed the rest into the well, humbly pleading, "Please, Lord grant me a child." Sarah fell asleep by the wishing well, by morning showing. Sarah counted her blessings and returned to Abraham with the Good News. Abraham was hesitant. With a passing thought, Abraham knew Sarah always believed in him, assuring her, "Even if the child is not my own, who am I to deny the Lord?" 

 

Sarah gave birth to an immaculate child named Isaac. A drought scourged the Holy Land as Devil swooped in to check up on his son and found him on a nature walk with young Isaac. Suddenly for the first time, the Devil became afraid and revealed himself, “I am your father, the one who adopted you, my human son, and Isaac is not your son, he is my brother.” Abraham petrified. Devil handed Abraham a knife and told him to sacrifice Isaac. Abraham gathered his strength and refused his father’s wishes. Devil, powerless. “Then all that I have given you shall be taken away, and you will no longer have the prestige, and those you call friend will become your enemy, you will become a stranger in your land.” Devil abandoned Abraham. Abraham and Isaac returned from their nature walk to find the Devil’s words rang true; his home, ransacked; Sarah, kneeling on the floor crying, “Where shall we go, Abraham? Someone killed the King and blamed us. Even Hagar has dismissed us and has fled with Ishmael to Egypt.”

 

Abraham assured Sarah, “Fear not, Isaac is a son of God, where he goes grace will follow.” Abraham and Sarah took Isaac away from the Holy Land and knocked on the door of Kingdom Come; Lot welcomed him with open arms and carved out a place for them in Death Valley. Abraham had a father and son talk with Isaac when he came of age, “It is in the mixing of blood that evolves us; purity of blood only leads to Cannibalism. You should mate with a Mongolian or an Egyptian instead of a Roman or an old Babylonian. Since the Devil rules Egypt.” Isaac agreed. Over the year, many maidens threw themselves at Isaac, who was a virgin and wanted to wait until marriage and find the right girl.