Half Moon Bay            

 

One day Living God and Guru were hanging out at a bookstore when an old gentleman and young lady walked in and befriended them; their spiritual names were Pan and Pan Zain. Over the year, they ended up at their place, a house in Half Moon Bay founded in 1904 by Crowley Estate. House small and humble, living room full of ancient books. Pan moved Community to Mountains near Almighty’s father, and the Living God helped him move there and back. During the short time the community was there, a Great Fire engulfed the Land during a drought. The Almighty pulled Excalibur from the belly of a Dragon at a trinket shop, sold it for some money for provisions and hitched hiked to the mountains; luckily when the Almighty’s Chariot arrived, it was heading close to where he needed to be. Chariot on way to a different community of animal worshipers who dressed up as animals once a year for a festival of lovemaking in the woods. When the Almighty reached the community, played his Axe at a Rainbow festival; it rained; there was allot of talk about community, how world is cultic and ignorant of the pain they are causing one another. Eventually, Pan died, and instead of banding together to form a community around dying Guru, Community scattered. Living God argued, “No community, no enlightenment, no God.” Hermes, son of Pan, argued enlightenment was a personal thing. It all slowly fell apart, and everyone began to serve 2 masters; ironically, Pan's father had the same birthday as the Almighty’s father and preached in Greenwood before the Living God saw Darkness. By time the Living God, 30, community permanently disbanded; he once again found himself attending church with his mother, who was now a Baptist. Baptists had freedom sessions, plenty of praying, singing and preaching. After one of their sermons, the Pastor came to the Living God asking, “What do you think?” Pastor told a tale of his father dying, that he and his 2 brothers inherited the family business, which they sold to pursue their dreams; he became a Pastor while his brothers went to Hollywood and ended up becoming sinners. The Living God told him, “Maybe if you had spent less time with God and more time with your brothers, maybe they wouldn’t have become sinners.” 

 

After the Pastor figured out the Almighty believed Jesus was son of Herod, he banned the Living God from his Church; May had a psychological breakdown, claiming to be possessed by Satan. She moved to the mountains with Moe and became a Presbyterian. Almighty felt abandoned, discouraged, and decided to approach different institutions hoping to find like-minded people; he stopped off at a Government employment Center; AI said Almighty should become a Pastor; in a world of sin, there was no growth rate, Pastors had gone way of Giants; he had to find a mentor then take chances with the battle of attrition, retirement and death. 

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Living God tried a few places but inevitably their beliefs did not coincide with his; he went to the Church of Scientology, same thing; he tried the Army, wanted him to study water. In hindsight that probably would have been the right choice, but at the time it was far away, the Living God’s only son was young and he couldn't stand to be apart from him. In the end, The Almighty found a job at a Jewish cemetery where he saved a few bibles from the grave; he liked the job, on top of government-paid holidays, Jewish paid holidays as well. May moved back to the Big City with her daughter and was now part of another Assembly, which the Almighty also attended. After losing his job at the Jewish Cemetery over false accusations and slander, which ended up with him not being payed out severance in a statute of limitation loophole, he was baptized into the Roman Catholic Church. Losing his heart on the stage, the Living God, mortally wounded, continued to work hard labour and walked away from the world as it plummeted into darkness. On World stage and in political arena, Democrats took over with Joe Biden pulling the strings from behind the scenes, Nixon, Carter, Ford, Regan, the Bushes, Clinton, Obama, all came and went. In 2008, Lloyds of London became the only bank to survive the Great Financial Crash. The Government decided to bailout the Banks instead of the People and the world fell farther into debt.